Can You Win the Fifth Grader?

Aug 19, '08


Think Positively?!


A Fifth Grader: If nobody marries my sister, is it my problem or yours??????????

A Fourth Grader: Please, answer me & think positively...it depends on your attitude...


A Third Grader: Are you smarter than the fifth grader? [Like in the TV reality show.]

A Fifth Grader: No, however powerful you are, you failed to search a man for your second sister...and you are still following me from behind the curtain in many disguises and you still claim that you are great...if you don't have any problem, why are you still following me in my whole life? you think you are great but others think you are selfish, mean and coward....but i still think you are great and good ...i bow down on your feet for your greatness.....you will be greatest if you invite me in your second sister's marriage ceremony....i am waiting for this....because i am dog and hungry, i will eat thrown food stuff in the party.....................
...................i respect and honor you too much............

All of them asked a journalist named Sonya Bhadra Sharma (name-changed for protecting his rights to individuality).

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Who Is Greater Between Them?

Feb 27, '08


A Dispute Between the Great and the Mean


MEAN: Please, don't intervene into my private life. I am about to go mad. Try never to interrupt my way of life. Let me live in peace and in my own way.

GREAT: Coward! ......[Very Vulgar Words]! Bastard! I'LL KILL YOU!

MEAN: Why are you angry with me? I have never harmed anybody in my life and never intend to.

GREAT: Sly guy! Limitless selfish! You will repent on it.

MEAN: What is your problem? Tell me directly as friend. I am not your enemy.

GREAT: I don't have any problems. Even if I have, I'll solve them by myself. Because I am very powerful and clever person. Do you want to see my power and to know how many contacts I have?

MEAN: Then, why are you torturing me a lot?

GREAT: I'll put full stop or an end to your success and progress if you leave my given job to you.

MEAN: Any problem can be solved if it is shared with each other and if you believe in friendship.

GREAT: You deceived me. There is sacrifice in friendship. You failed to understand it. My bosses say I am the great person.

MEAN: What do you want from me? I could not understand your problem. I'm not God to understand everything without being told it. Be transparent. Let's discuss the matter.

GREAT: I'll give you job and will you ...?

MEAN: One of your friend told me that you want to marry off your sister.

GREAT: Rude! Wild! You are not of my height and prestige. I regret of having friendship with you.

MEAN: I am ready to accept anything you propose. It is my responsibility to help you even if there is family problem.

GREAT: My sister is already married. You, mean! God bless you to lead a life without dreaming of having a wife in this life.

MEAN: You seem to be man of injustice, confusion and problems. I'm unable to understand you.

GREAT: You're in our grip or under the fist like a fly captured. I'm in the government media. I've connections and links with powerful persons and everywhere.I can block your paths of life. You will repent on it and live under pain and suffering or in hell. I can destroy your life. I'll bring tsunami into your life.

MEAN: Your family problem is yours. But you became my problem of life.I would honor and respect you, unless you troubled and harmed me. And I could help you and compromise for anything.

GREAT: I'll trouble, torture, and harm you on the ways sending vicious persons to beat you up psychologically. Can you tackle all the troubles and tortures I will attack on you. I'll compel you to take shelter in an ASYLUM.

MEAN: I don't need your given job. If you believe me I am determined to get married with your sister without any condition.

GREAT: I may spit on your mouth if you talk about my sister.

MEAN: It is better to die or to end any kind of relationships between you and me and say GOODBYE FOREVER.

GREAT: I'll continually jeopardize and sabotage your plans and life by following everywhere you head until you die. Even I can influence and dwarf your numbers achieved in the university examinations. Understand?

MEAN: I've decided to quit your given job and remain away from you. Give your sister to the job or anybody else OR give the job to your sister or anybody else. I would be extremely happy to attend your sister's marriage ceremony if you invite me.

GREAT: I'll pretend that I've gone to the USA but will remain underground here and I'll resort to finish your life from behind the curtain. OK!

MEAN: THANKS A LOT! YOU ARE REALLY the GREAT! I'm sorry for all of my mistakes.

The MEAN MAN thought and believed that anybody would marry his sister whom he has never seen in his life because the GREAT MAN could manage anything in this world. However, the GREAT is still following the MEAN and harming everything whatever the latter plans to do. The secrecy or hidden truth, the MEAN IMAGINES, is that nobody in this world is likely to accept the GREAT's sister.

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Relationship is Made of only Two Sides

Feb 06, '08


Relationship is Made of only Two Sides


There were some people debating on relationship and its value.

I was witnessing the event and captured the dialogues in such a way.

First: Sometimes relationship is made of by force and power.

Second: May be. But I think relationship is a matter of compromising with the problems.

Third: No. It is the pure spiritual and divine matter between or among the beings.

Fourth: It is not possible with power and job but possible with love and humanity. It is not made of single party or side.

Fifth: I have a problem that I want to marry off my sister to a being.

Sixth: It is better to give your sister to a bulldog if you fail to understand the humanity.

Seventh: I also want to marry a dog girl because I am unable to understand another person.

First: Then, both of you should compromise ultimately.

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When I Woke up at Midnight

Thursday, May 17, 2007

This is a real story that happened in my life. This piece of creation came after I dreamt a nightmare last night, which disturbed my sleeping. The story goes in this way: Once upon a time there were two friends. One was too powerful and boastful upon it for holding powerful position as he could influence everywhere, gripping authority. Another was too logical and argumentative who was boastful upon existence. Powerful One had a cute sister and Logical One never wanted to marry. Here is an excerpt of their intelligent debate.

Powerful One: You must propose first for the marriage since I am too powerful and can do whatever I want.

Logical One: I don't propose because I don't know how to propose the marital affair but will accept if others propose me. And I think I am not worthy of marriage proposal.

Powerful One: You will die like a dog on the street if you don't marriage [by proposing].

Logical One: Then, a dog will marry your sister.
Powerful One: Nonsense! You are absurd, egoist, mean, selfish and coward creature.

Logical One: Yes. No, I am German (Shepherd).

[The joke of the Day.

Logical One refers to me and Powerful One is my friend.]

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